Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Keepin' it on the down low

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Allow us to quote a favorite movie of ours….
 “How did you get up here so fast?”
“Secret tunnels.”
-Nacho Libre

We ladies have a surplus of ‘secret tunnels’ where we exchange info in the blink of an eye.
Have you ever wondered why you can go to the grocery store and run into your aunt’s neighbor who asks about your date which occurred less than 18 hours ago? Have you ever been puzzled that your co-worker knows about your toe injury when you don’t remember ever mentioning it?
This network can be both a blessing and a curse….
These tunnels can be beneficial in the dating scene. You better believe that someone will know the guy you are going on a blind date with. 
Work this to your advantage. Ask around.

However, be weary of having too large of a mouth because what you say will be heard by at least 40 other people. Even if it didn’t directly come from your lips…
The world is big, but it can also be oh so small. So we send a warning to all spinsters, but specifically those who want to mess with the spinsters:   What you do and what you say will surge through the tunnels. It will seep through the vents or spread like wildfire.
Try to keep it contained ladies. The tunnels are our tools. There is a fiiiine line between blabbering and helpful tips.
Example: “Jenny, I heard you are making cookies for Roy. Just FYI, he is allergic to nuts.”
            Statements such as these can indeed save lives.
Example: “Did you see Ashley’s dress? Woof!”
            Don’t say this. She will know you said this and it will haunt your dreams.
Always trying to censor ourselves,
Char and Gertie