Monday, August 13, 2012

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together




 One weekend we went to dinner with six girls. We didn’t know it at the time but it ended up that 5 out of the 6 of the girls had just broken up with boyfriends.

Wow.

This scenario took us back to our high school days where we would make “break-up mixes” for our friends who had recently cut ties with their beau. We feel it is appropriate at this time to re-vamp those classic break-up mixes in order to meet the needs of so many grieving spinsters. We will make it easy for you to pin point the emotion you are feeling and the coordinating song (or songs) Enjoy.

1.      I’m Gonna Find Another You
John Mayer
I hope the next one looks like you and is nicer too.

2.     Talking to the Moon
Bruno Mars
                  Are you on the other side talking to me too?

3.     That Should Be Me
Justin Bieber.
What the heck you have a girlfriend already?!?

4.    All Over Now
Eric Hutchinson
This isn’t fun anymore.

5.     Ghost
Ingrid Michaelson
Do you remember when the walls fell?

6.     Gone
Kelly Clarkston
Sorry doesn’t cut it babe.


And our latest addition?


We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Taylor Swift
Not much explanation needed.




Rock it out ladies,

Charlotte and Gertrude




We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together lyrics


I remember when we broke up the first time saying this is it I’ve had enough cause like we haven’t seen each other in a month when you said you needed space what?
Then you come around again and say baby I miss you and I swear I’m gonna change
Trust me remember how that lasted for a day you say I hate you we break up you call me I love you

Pre Chorus
We called it off again last night but
this time I’m telling you I’m telling you

CHORUS
We are never ever ever getting back together we are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends my friends talk to me but we are never ever ever getting back together, like ever

I’m really gonna miss you picking fights
and me falling for it screaming that I’m right
And you hide away and find your piece of mind in some indie record that’s much cooler than mine

Pre Chorus
You called me up again tonight but
this time I’m telling you I’m telling you

CHORUS
We are never ever ever getting back together we are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends my friends talk to me but we are never ever ever getting back together


I used to think that we were forever ever and I used to say never say never

Ugh he called me up and he’s like ‘I still love you and I’m like ‘I’m just sick of it this is exhausting you know like, we are never getting back together like ever

CHORUS
We are never ever ever getting back together we are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends my friends talk to me but we are never ever ever getting back together but we are never ever ever ever getting back together,
 We are never ever getting back together you go talk to your friends my friends talk to me but we are never ever ever getting back together